dancingtragedies:

ameerkatofficial:

ginnyshipsdrarry:

believemeimjaynal:

clubhousemouse:

ari-els:

crackcoffeeaddict:

leliel-angel-of-the-night:

little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper:

thesassylorax:

disneytoonland:

The Little Mermaid 1989

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?

Decades.

WHAT

Which sea is Ariel?

Fucking red sea.
Have you seen her hair.

Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)

Alana- Black sea (hair)

Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic) 

Aquata-  Coral sea (personality is shy)

Arista- White sea (hair)

Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)

Ariel- Red sea (hair)

Omg.

WHAT

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

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And I guess that makes Prince Eric Moses because he parted the Red Sea 😏

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verylilpimpin:

blackgiornogiovanna:

auntiewanda:

cumbler-tumbler:

makefeminismradical:

makefeminismradical:

i was watching a video of cyntoia brown talking to a man investigating her case or whatever, and she’s telling him about how Cutthroat, her pimp, forced her to do drugs, raped her several times, choked her until she passed out and then he asks her ‘how come you didnt leave?’ and she’s like ‘didnt you hear what i just fucking told you? he even knows where my mom lives.’

i just hate the constant victim blaming women go through. no one ever asks why that men was raping her and forcing her to sell her body. no one ever asks why a forty-something man purchased it. it’s always our fault for “staying”.

anyway, i hope she finds peace someday.

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she was a little girl

A LITTLE GIRL, YOU MONSTER!

She was 16 years old with an adult sexually abusing her and they ask her “why didn’t you just leave”. This is how women are treated when they report rape, even if they were a child victim of sex trafficking who killed one of the men who paid to rape her and tried to escape. 

Her: “He put guns up to me”

Him: “How come you stayed?”

So he could murder her??? Jesus fucking Christ being a woman is no fucking joke.

who df is asking that question at the end bruh wtf

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thebibliosphere:

thecuriousviolet:

breelandwalker:

nineprotons:

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

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did-you-kno:

Sergeant Bill was a goat mascot for the Canadian Army during WWI. Soldiers went against orders and took Bill to the front lines, where he saved 3 of their lives by head-butting them into a trench just before a shell exploded where they had been standing. Bill was wounded many times during the war before safely returning to his hometown and living out the rest of his life in a quiet pasture. Source Source 2 Source 3

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windfallisland:

the-gang-makes-a-podcast:

Only real tennis fans can name this iconic doubles team.

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winemom-culture:

joelcarroll:

For those that wonder about Cars anatomy, here’s Thomas the Tank Engine’s true form

Thanks! I hate it!

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clubsdeuce:

one of the most inspiring things i’ve ever seen was my co-worker quitting on the spot over an argument and proceeding to purposely make eye contact with my manager as she walked out of the fire exit, making the entire stores alarm go off. it’s was on a level of spite i can only dream of achieving.

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gaysun:

gaysun:

Winnie the Pooh is a fat icon tbh

reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too

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2095s:

all I think about is loving you

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